Funny Scented Candle – Sophisticated AF Lavender Candle – Gag Gift for Men, Women, Roommates, Coworkers – Housewarming, New Home, New Apartment, Dorm – 7oz Hand-Poured Soy Wax

Brand: SYDORI

Color: White

Features:

• 🕯️ CHAOS NEVER SMELLED SO CLEAN: This candle is the perfect combo of “fancy hotel vibes” and “bad idea energy.” Lavender blends for a bold scent that feels rich but slightly untrustworthy.
• 🎁 GIFTS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY: Perfect for birthdays, new apartments, barracks drops, or passive-aggressive gifts. If they like luxury and sarcasm, they’ll light this immediately.
• 🏠 NEW PLACE, NEW VIBES, NEW LAUGHS: First apartment? Dorm room? New Home, Just PCS’d? Light this bad boy and claim the air. It’s the ultimate scent of independence (and maybe poor choices).
• 🔥 BUILT DIFFERENT (AND HAND-POURED): 100% soy wax, 7oz of chaos, and a cotton wick. Clean burn, small batch, big attitude.
• 📦 SOPHISTICATED AF COLLECTION: Our label hints at “lavender & bad decisions.” The jar says “I have my life together.” The burn says “you absolutely do not.”

model number: Funny Cocaine and Buttholes

Part Number: Cocaine and Buttholes

Package Dimensions: 4.3 x 3.8 x 3.8 inches